DA Freestyle Lair

i have heard the most understanding statement


YOU GET SICK FRIDAY
THEY ONLY PAY FOR MONDAY THRU THURSDAY

YOU GO TO DOCTOR A
THEY PAY FOR DOCTOR B


YOU BROKE YOUR P*NIS
THEY ONLY FIX V**INAS

THIS IS LIFE AND IT WANT TO BITE YOU IN THE A$$
AND MY BUTT LOOKS LIKE HAMBURGER MEAT
BUT I CAN STILL SIT DOWN AND GO THRU THIS $#!T HOLE WE CALL LIFE

MYSTERY OF MICHAEL JACKSON"HEHE"!


One day 10 little kids went to Michael Jackson's house in Never land. They could not find Michael.
When they went in the basement they did not find Michael instead they found a well. They lifted the cap off and then the little creepy thing from the ring came out and started dancing like Michael. The kids asked "Little Michael"? It looked at them and said "I am going to make you scream like Michael Jackson. Hehe"!
They all ran. 2 of them went in a closet. Then… Continue

Trust Me Guys, Just DRINK!

2 cups fresh squeezed orange juice

6 hulled strawberries

1/4 cup blueberries

1 cup peaches sliced

1 banana

1 tsp. powdered sugar

4 ice cubes

Blender on high

Down the hatch

ENJOY!!!!!

1- touch their waist
2- talk to them
3- share secrets
4- give her your jacket
5- kiss them slowly
6- hug them
7- hold her
8- laugh with her
9- invite her somewhere
10- let her be with you when your with your friends
11-… Continue